He Could be a vampire.
If you have a pasty skinned friend who never sees the light of day, he’s probably just a geek who prefers a mmorpg to real human interaction. OR — he could be a vampire! Fortunately eHow offers some advice on recognizing a vampire.
Signs that someone may be a vampire include “biting your neck hard enough to draw blood and not apologizing for it” and “they have larger canine teeth”.
How to Identify a Vampire | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_2156947_identify-vampire.html#ixzz1CXIRplIl
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