How to Have Relations in a Public Restroom

29 Jan

This brings new meaning to the term public relations.

"Use the handicapped stall if possible. The benefits are more space and those handy metal bars on each wall."

The author of the article deserves some serious credit for having the cajones to write and submit this ridiculous how to. The highlight of this article, in my opinion, is the list of things you will need which lists only paper towels.

The article offers practical advice such as: “The easiest position in a public stall is what is usually referred to as ‘doggy style’ with the woman facing forward and the man behind her. So ladies, lay down a few paper towels and place one knee on the toilet seat (seat down) and the other knee against the wall with your leg resting on the toilet paper dispenser.” I’m not really sure that the term “ladies” is appropriate in this situation.

When it comes to describing the actual deed, the article is less specific, saying simply “start having relations”.

Stay classy eHow.

How to Have Relations in a Public Restroom | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_4556546_have-relations-public-restroom.html#ixzz1CX1XiY7L

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2 Responses to “How to Have Relations in a Public Restroom”

  1. JJ February 26, 2011 at 8:38 am #

    Fuck off!!! Some of us work hard for ehow and demand media.

    • TheWhaleItDothFail July 23, 2011 at 12:03 am #

      Lovely to see that a winning personality accompanies such a beautiful writing style.

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