How to Terminate a Suicidal Employee

15 Dec

When you fire his ass, he's probably going to jump... just be ready for that.

I thought this article was going to give me advice on how to put my suicidal employee out of his misery. Apparently eHow isn’t quite that callous, but this article comes pretty close.

This piece contains some real gems about handling this sensitive mental health issue, such as “cover yourself legally” and “you may also want to include a witness in the room during the termination meeting if you are not experienced in firing workers who may become violent”.

The real toppers are the photo accompanying the article, which shows your former employee’s point of view from atop the office building and the classification of this activity as “moderately easy”.

How to Terminate a Suicidal Employee |


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: