How to Identify a Vampire

1 Dec

He Could be a vampire.

If you have a pasty skinned friend who never sees the light of day, he’s probably just a geek who prefers a mmorpg to real human interaction. OR — he could be a vampire! Fortunately eHow offers some advice on recognizing a vampire.

Signs that someone may be a vampire include “biting your neck hard enough to draw blood and not apologizing for it” and “they have larger canine teeth”.

How to Identify a Vampire |


One Response to “How to Identify a Vampire”

  1. Big Burn January 31, 2011 at 7:50 pm #

    Fuck off, this is brilliant!

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