How to Write Bad eHow Articles

 

This article is so damn awesome, I’m just copying the whole thing (sue me DMS).

Why write quality, when you can write a bad e-how article?

Difficulty:

Moderately Easy

things you’ll need:

• Computer

Instructions

1)  Pick a topic. Think of something you’ve never done and don’t know much about.

2)  Don’t test it out to see if it works.

3)  Don’t do any research on the topic.

4) Write some vague instructions stating only the obvious. Make sure you don’t include enough information to actually complete the task correctly. You get extra points if the instructions seem to be for something other than the title of the article, or the steps are obviously out of order.

5) Repeat the same spamy SEO key words over and over again in every step. For instance: Get rich quick.

6) Don’t spelll chek. Who neads to spel? Spellling is stoopid, espeshialy in the tittle. Get ricch quickk.

7) Uses bad grammar. If it make sense it not have have style. Get a rich quick.

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A pirates life for me! 

Put photos on every step that add no information to help complete the task. You get extra points if you use obviously copyrighted photos. Don’t put anything in the photo credit field. For goodness sake don’t take your own photos. Get rich quick.

9) Put a completely unrelated affiliate link under resources. Link back to your unrelated blog and your e-book while you’re at it. Get rich quick.

Tips & Warnings

• Write as fast as you can.
• Type what ever comes into your head
• If nothing’s in your head, rip off other people’s work.
• If you could hurt yourself following your instructions, don’t use this section.

Resources

• On Writing Well, 30th Anniversary Edition: The Classic Guide to Writing Nonfiction
• Canon PowerShot SD1200IS 10 MP Digital Camera with 3x Optical Image Stabilized Zoom and 2.5-inch LCD (Dark Gray)
• Microsoft Natural Ergo Keyboard 4000

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